A man stands on stage at your local dive-bar. He is wearing a sloppy button up shirt with a long black leather tie which he ties with a very small tight knot.
This is Epsilon Boötis - a man who believes he knows all government secrets and, by extension, all the secrets of the universe.
Epsilon is the host of "Trivia Knight"
Are you ready to play?
[[Yes]]Good evening sheeple and thank you for coming to another edition of "Trivia Knight". We'll start with an easy one.
In which year did Britney Spears divorce Kevin Federline - and why?
[[Probably 2006? - citing "irreconcilable differences." -> Q1A1]]
[[Summer of 2007 - they fought over their children's school -> Q1A2]]
[[November 2006 - because Britney Spears was an agent working for the Bush administration and they asked her to cause a distraction -> Q1A3]]Oh, I suppose you read that Britney filed for divorce in 2006 and then perhaps later that day you saw her surprise appearance on the David Letterman show and you might remember her suggesting "irreconcilable differences" being the cause BUT you would be wrong.
Actually the reason for the divorce was to distract the public from talking about the Bush administration kicking Donald Rumsfeld out of the department of defense. You can read about it in the subreddit "Britney Spears was an agent working for the Bush administration".
You look astonished. Well, Obama did the same thing with Miley Cyrus.
Ready for the second question?
[[Yes -> Q2]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]NO, you moron!
While they did fight often about their children, most famously when she shaved her head (which was to cover up that Al Qaeda was regaining power in Afghanistan and Bush's goons didn't want the public to know), the ACTUAL reason for the divorce was to distract the United Sheeple of America from talking about the Bush administration kicking Donald Rumsfeld out of the department of defense. Britney Spears was an agent working for the Bush. Everyone knows that, except for you.
You look astonished. Well, Obama did the same thing with Miley Cyrus.
Ready for the second question?
[[Yes -> Q2]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]Ding Ding Ding! Looks like someone has been reading my blog.
It's common knowledge that Britney Spears was an agent working for the Bush administration and was often used to distract the United Sheeple of America from focusing on any of their more outrageous blunders. Just...just look at when she shaved her head - it was to cover up that Al Qaeda was regaining power in Afghanistan and Bush's goons didn't want the public to know!
Obama did the same thing with Miley Cyrus.
[[Yes -> Q2]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]This is a two part question - the first part is easy. Which Beatle passed away first AND what year was it?
[[John Lennon - 1980 - December 8th -> Q2A1]]
[[Trick question! It was Paul McCartney in 1966 -> Q2A2]]
[[The Beatles didn't exist, man - well, they did but there were WAY more than 4 people in that group -> Q2A3]]Yeah, right! And I suppose you think it was Mark David Chapman who killed him too.
Lennon was killed in 1980 BUT by the CIA - for telling the people that they invented LSD to control minds. Chapman was a patsy and it was actually Stephen King who was hired to murder Lennon because his fame allowed him to get close. King outlines his plan in the short story "One great big Zippo lighter".
Read a book.
IF you actually believe that the Beatles existed and only had four members and were not actually a team of actors put together by the record company in order to keep up with the demands of the touring schedule and recording sessions AND if you disregard how their physical features - ears, teeth, noses - are not consistent from picture to picture over the years - THEN I suppose you would say that it was actually Paul in 1966 - in his car.
Shall we continue to the third question?
[[Fine... -> Q3]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]Are you a card carrying member of the Billy Shears fangroup? I bet you are. But - trick question indeed! You are incorrect.
IF you actually believe that the Beatles existed and only had four members and were not actually a team of actors put together by the record company in order to keep up with the demands of the touring schedule and recording sessions AND if you disregard how their physical features - ears, teeth, noses - are not consistent from picture to picture over the years - THEN I suppose you would say that it was actually Paul in 1966 - in his car.
Also, John Lennon was shot in 1980 by Stephen King - Chapman worked for the CIA - he spent time in Beirut and Hawaii, both locations used by the CIA as assassination camps - he was the perfect fall guy cause of his resemblance to King.
Shall we continue to the third question?
[[Fine... -> Q3]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]Were you one of the few vistors to the website the Beatles never existed - or one of the contributors? Either way - I'm impressed. I assume you've also been to Lennon murder truth dot com and you've read about how Stephen King outlined his assassination plan in his short story "One great big Zippo lighter"?
Yes - the so-called "Beatles" were actually a team of actors put together by the record company in order to keep up with the demands of the touring schedule and recording sessions. Their physical features - ears, teeth, noses - are not consistent from picture to picture over the years.
You could also state it was Paul in 1966 - the evidence is there: the cover of Abbey Road. The line "I buried Paul" in "Strawberry Fields Forever" AND "He blew his mind out in a car" in "A Day in the Life". From '66 on Billy Shears was used as a Paul replacement.
Perhaps I can stump you with the third question?
[[You can try -> Q3]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]Sports!
In the first NBA draft lottery in 1985 - which team got first pick and who did they select?
[[The New York Knicks with...Magic Johnson? -> Q3A1]]
[[New York Knicks with number 33, Georgetown superstar, Patrick Ewing -> Q3A2]]
[[How am I expected to answer when the question itself is inherently false? -> Q3A3]]I bet you think that Jordan quit the game because he wasn't "passionate" about it anymore and not because of his illegal gambling addiction.
Johnson played for the Lakers, for one.
Also - the so-called "lottery" was a sham! In 1984 the NBA was suffering from low ticket sales and ratings - their broadcast deal with CBS was about to expire. Patrick Ewing was the top pick for all teams and the NBA couldn't chance him going to a small market like Sacramento. They needed him in New York for the media frenzy.
So David Stern set it up from the beginning. Some say the Knicks' envelope was frozen so that he could feel the difference and select it first. BUT, and if you've seen the video then you already know this, when Jack Wagner from Ernst & Whinney is tossing the envelopes into the "lottery" globe, he pauses on the fourth envelope and then clearly throws it, with force, against the wall of the globe, denting the corner. When Stern makes the first selection he exhales, reaches in, and he grabs the envelope with the dented corner. Once the Knicks got Ewing, Madison Square Garden received thousands of calls from people wanting tickets! And for the rest of the eighties, the NBA dominated the ratings!
Question four, or do you give up?
[[No, I want to see where this goes -> Q4]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]I'll give you half-points for this.
Yes, it was Ewing. And yes, it was the Knicks. But it definitely was not a lottery.
David Stern set it up from the beginning so that the Knicks could get Ewing and bring that sweet ticket money to Madison Square Garden. Some say the Knicks' envelope was frozen so that he could feel the difference and select it first.
BUT, and if you've seen the video then you already know this, when Jack Wagner from Ernst & Whinney is tossing the envelopes into the "lottery" globe, he pauses on the fourth envelope and then clearly throws it, with force, against the wall of the globe, denting the corner. When Stern makes the first selection he exhales, reaches in, and he grabs the envelope with the dented corner. Once the Knicks got Ewing, MSG received thousands of calls from people wanting tickets! And for the rest of the eighties, the NBA dominated the ratings!
Question four, or do you give up?
[[No, I want to see where this goes -> Q4]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]"From downtown!" You're on fire!
You are correct to assume that the question is false because the "lottery" itself was orchestrated by David Stern from the beginning due to the fact that the NBA was suffering from low ticket sales and ratings in 1984 - their broadcast deal with CBS was about to expire.
You've seen the video on the YouTube and obviously already know that when Jack Wagner from Ernst & Whinney tosses the envelopes into the "lottery" globe, he pauses on the fourth envelope and then clearly throws it, with force, against the wall of the globe, denting the corner setting up Stern to select the Knicks first. Ewings career with the Knicks was all about the ratings.
Question four - you ready?
[[Oh yes, I am -> Q4]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]These next questions are a bit more...esoteric.
The Black Knight satellite, which has been orbiting Earth for nearly 13,000 years, came from a solar system which hosts which binary star?
[[What's the Black Knight satellite? -> Q4A1]]
[[The alien artifact hosts Beta Draconis -> Q4A2]]
[[Epsilon Boötis! For crying out loud, this is easy! It's your pseudonym... ->Q4A3]]Are you kidding? Why are you even here if you don't know what the heck the Black Knight satellite is?
Black Knight is an alien artifact that is keeping watch over us - they tried to contact Tesla. It's well documented. AND it's Epsilon Boötis - my goddamn name - how did you not figure this out?
I would ask if you want to move on to the fifth, but really, what's the point? You clearly only read Sheeple magazine....
[[I would like to try -> Q6]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]Beta Draconis? Listen, I appreciate how eager you are to talk about lizard people but we're not there yet.
The alien artifact that is keeping watch over us, which tried to contact Tesla, hosts Epsilon Boötis.
Maybe we should move on to easier questions. Are you ready?
[[I guess? -> Q6]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]I'm so glad you've been paying attention.
You get a "binary" gold star.
Want to keep going?
[[I've gotten this far -> Q6]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]In which year did the so called Coca-Cola Company reintroduce Coke Classic after New Coke was met with criticism from the masses?
[[2002 is when they got rid of New Coke so probably then-> Q5A1]]
[[1985 - just a few months after "New Coke" was realeased. -> Q5A2]]
[[2002 is when they said they brought back Coke Classic but it was actually the same recipe as New Coke which was introduced in 1985 -> Q5A3]]Talk about "mind control"...
New Coke was a way to introduce a product with cheaper ingredients - the plan was to get the people riled up and when they reintroduced Coke Classic their sales soared - despite being the exact same product.
Coke Classic died in 1985 and never returned.
Want to try a sixth time?
[[I'm here, aren't I? -> Q6]]While many people think that "New Coke" was replaced with "Coke Classic" just months after all the backlash - the company actually just changed the label and "Coke Classic" was actually the the "New Coke" recipe.
New Coke was a way to introduce a product with cheaper ingredients - the plan was to get the people riled up and when they reintroduced Coke Classic their sales soared - despite being the exact same product.
Want to try a sixth time?
[[I'm here, aren't I? -> Q6]]Correct-amundo! New Coke was a way to introduce a product with cheaper ingredients - the plan was to get the people riled up and when they reintroduced Coke Classic their sales soared - despite being the exact same product.
Want to continue to question six?
[[I've got nothing better to do -> Q6]]What is the main purpose of the Denver International Airport?
[[To fly people, internationally? -> Q6A1]]
[[DIA was built by the Mason's and within the time-capsule there are instructions for how to rebuild civilization. It can't be opened until 2094 which suggests that is when Nemesis will pass by the Oort cloud causing our extinction. -> Q6A2]]
[[It was designed to hold a city of Reptilians. One only needs to look to the fuel tanks surrounding the airport to know that -> Q6A3]]Do you know the science behind herding sheep? Sheep are very selfish, they only care about their own survival. The sheepdog knows this and threatens to attack the outside - constantly barking with fake aggression - but the sheep don't know it's fake. The sheep on the outside constantly move into the centre of the herd and run forward for self-preservation. It's a continuous cycle - inward and forward, inward and forward until the sheepdog gets them to where it wants them to be. Outside forces threaten you daily and you're too stupid to question it - and so you hide in the centre, the most popular area, or popular thought and move inward and forward. Inward and forward. You're right where they want you to be.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
Everyone knows the underground bunkers beneath DIA were designed to hold a city of Reptilians. One only needs to look to the fuel tanks surrounding the airport - they have 40% more fuel in those tanks than any other airport in the world! Why would they require all that fuel? To keep the underground city running.
Question six?
[[Only if I have to -> Q7]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]Huh. Yeah. Right. And Yuri Gagarin was the first person in space. While the horse statue Blucifer and the supposed "time-capsule" built by Mason's may support your answer - everyone knows the underground bunkers beneath DIA were designed to hold a city of Reptilians. One only needs to look to the fuel tanks surrounding the airport - they have 40% more fuel in those tanks than any other airport in the world! Why would they require all that fuel?
To keep the underground city running.
And now - the last question...
[[Finally -> Q7]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]You're starting to get it.
The DIA has 40% more fuel in those tanks than any other airport in the world! Why would they require all that fuel? Reptile City.
Final question.
[[I'm ready -> Q7]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]According to Milton William Cooper - who shot Kennedy?
[[I've never read "Behold A Pale Horse...and I don't want -> Q7A1]]
[[Everyone knows Kennedy was never even in Dallas - he was in Cuba with Castro. It's all a hoax! -> Q7A2]]
[[William Greer, the driver. ->Q7A3]]You really should start adding "the truth" after everything you search online.
In his book, "Behold A Pale Horse", Bill Cooper states William Greer committed the assassination from the driver's seat using "a gas pressure device developed by aliens from the Trilateral Commission".
Trivia night is over!
Epsilon is delivered a beer. He adds an unmarked powder to it, taps his head and says "mind control".
Start again?
[[Yes, I want to learn ->Trivia Start]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]] Note that the question was "according to Milton William Cooper - who shot Kennedy" - not, according to popular belief, who shot Kennedy.
In "Behold A Pale Horse", Bill Cooper states William Greer committed the assassination from the driver's seat using "a gas pressure device developed by aliens from the Trilateral Commission".
Trivia night is over!
Epsilon is delivered a beer. He adds an unmarked powder to it, taps his head and says "mind control".
Start again?
[[Yes, I want to learn ->Trivia Start]]
[[No. This has been a waste of time. -> Fleaple]]So you've read "Behold A Pale Horse" and you are correct!
Bill Cooper states William Greer committed the assassination from the driver's seat using "a gas pressure device developed by aliens from the Trilateral Commission".
Trivia night is over and you've done well.
Epsilon is delivered a beer. He adds an unmarked powder to it, taps his head and says "mind control".
Start again?
[[Yes, I want to learn ->Trivia Start]]
[[Test if you're under the control of the Lizard People -> Lizard]]Do you know how they train circus fleas?
They put a flea in a large jar. It jumps. And, because of the lid, the flea learns it can only jump so high. After some time they move that flea into a shorter jar, again the flea discovers it's limitations. They continue this process, placing the flea into smaller and smaller jars until finally they remove the lid. The flea, free to jump as high as it possibly can only goes a few inches up. You are a flea. You've been tricked into thinking you're right. You're a flea-ple and you believe what they want you to believe.
[[I want to try again ->Trivia Start]]
[[Maybe I'm a Lizard Person instead? -> Lizard]] There are many popular telltale signs to recognize a Reptilian. Check for any of the following. Perhaps you, or someone you know, is a Lizard person...
[[Green or hazel eyes - also blue eyes. -> Lizard Person]]
[[Low blood pressure -> Lizard Person]]
[[Red or reddish hair -> Lizard Person]]
[[Reptoids have unexplained scars on their bodies -> Lizard Person]]
[[Reptilians are anti-social, manipulative and hate cats -> Lizard Person]]
[[Reptilians have a strange ability to disrupt electricity -> Blank]]Anunnaki!
You are Reptilian, but maybe you don't know it.
Do things not work for you sometimes?
[[Obviously... -> Blank]]